Thursday, December 6, 2012

Even Babies Know

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Michigan Punter - Fail

The look on his face is just priceless:
 

It's exactly 4 days until the game and Michigan Still Sucks!

Even Michigan Knows:

Next question


Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day - Morning Edition

 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you another Michigan Sucks joke:

A Michigan fan walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut down 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model and the Michigan fan, suitably impressed, buys it.
The next day the Michigan fan brings the chain saw back and says,
 “This chain saw is defective. It would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAMN DAY!”
The salesman takes the chain saw and starts it up to see what’s wrong.
The Michigan fan says, “What’s that noise?”

Monday, November 19, 2012

What Stinks?


Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day - Evening Edition

 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you another Michigan Sucks joke:

Did you hear about the Michigan terrorist who tried to blow up the Ohio State team bus last year?
     He burned his lip on the tailpipe.

In case you hit a Wolverine

This was a real billboard on Olentangy River Rd. near the Ohio State University campus:

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day - Noon Edition

 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you another Michigan Sucks joke:

On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was riding along the beach in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a Michigan jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a giant great white shark.

 As the Pope watched in horror, three men wearing Ohio State jerseys come rushing over in a speedboat. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Wolverine fan from the water. Then using baseball bats, the three heroes in Scarlet and Gray beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between Buckeye and Wolverine fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom." "Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing.... how's the bait holding up?"

They were Michigan Fans

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:


Breaking News:

It has been reported that the Michigan Football Coach Brady Hoke will only
be dressing 20 players for the Ohio State game this Saturday...the
rest of the players will have to dress themselves!

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:


Wolverine Truth:

It is true that the Wolverines have 11 national titles. It is also true that two of these even occurred after the leather-helmet era.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:


Q.  What's the difference between a litter of puppies and Michigan fans?
A.  Puppies eventually grow up and stop whining.

Friday, November 9, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:


Q.  What's the only sign of intelligent life in Ann Arbor?
A.  Columbus: 187 miles.

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:


Did you hear about the Michigan fan who won a gold medal at the Olympics?
     He liked it so much that he decided to get it bronzed.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Number 2 For Michigan!

Even this dog knows Michigan Sucks!



Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

A Michigan Fan walked into a bar and sat down at the bar, where a news report was on TV. On the news a man was on a ledge outside an upper floor of a building threatening to jump. The bartender, who'd seen the news report before said, "I'll bet you $50 he's going to jump." The Michigan Fan took the bet and put down a $50 bill on the bar. Then the man on the ledge jumped to his death. The bartender picked up the $50 bill but then, realizing that he'd taken advantage of a poor, dumb Michigan Fan, his conscience got the better of him and he said, "Look, I'm going to give you back your money. I have to confess that I saw that news report before." "That's O.K.," said the Michigan Fan, "I saw it before too, but I didn't think he was gonna do it again!"

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:


Q.  Why do they throw cow manure on the walls at a Michigan cheerleader's wedding?
A.  To keep the flies off the bride.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

A Michigan fan walks into a bar with a beagle under his arm. The dog is wearing a Michigan jersey and hat, and little Michigan pom-poms. The bartender says, “Hey, No dogs are allowed in here! You can't stay!” The Michigan fan begs him: “Look, I’m desperate. We’re both big fans, our TV is broken, and this is the only place around here that has the game.”  The bartender feels bad, so after being guaranteed that the dog will behave, he allows them to stay in the bar to watch the game. The big game begins with the Michigan receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, “Wow, that is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! What does that dog do if Michigan scores a touchdown?” The owner replies, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for 3 years.”

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day


 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

Q.  Why did Michigan change their field from grass to artificial turf?
A.  To keep the Michigan cheerleaders from grazing at half time.

Friday, November 2, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

A Michigan grad, an OSU grad and a Catholic all die in a car crash. The OSU grad goes to Heaven. The Catholic goes to purgatory. The Michigan grad goes back to Ann Arbor. When asked why the Michigan grad gets to go back to Michigan, God said: "The Buckeye grad is coming home, the Catholic is going to purgatory because only he believes in it, and the Michigan grad is getting sent back to Hell."

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Siri Doesn't Give a Damn!


Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

Did you hear that a semi-truck full of pigs that flipped over on the Michigan campus? Officials had to check IDs before letting anyone back on board.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:


Q.  Did you hear about the Michigan fan with a personalized license plate?
A.  His dad made it in prison.

Monday, October 29, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day



 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:



The school was founded in 1817 in Detroit (20 years before Michigan became a state).
The college's first name was "the Catholepistemiad," which was changed to "the University of Michigan" four years later when it was discovered that none of the students could spell "Catholepistemiad."

It's Monday morning and Michigan Still Sucks


Saturday, October 27, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the woman answers, "241." "That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the Mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss." Next Albert introduces himself to a man and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the gentleman answers, "144." "That's great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!" Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "43." Albert responds, "How 'bout them Wolverines?"

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:


Why did the Michigan fan get fired from the M&M plant as a quality control inspector?
He kept throwing out all the W&W's!

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:


Q.  How do you get a Michigan cheerleader into an elevator?
A.  Grease her up and toss in a twinkie

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

No Michigan Allowed




Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

Two Michigan fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk. The dog was licking and cleaning itself like dogs do. The first Michigan fan said to the second, “Boy, I wish I could do that.” The second Michigan fan replied, “Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it.” The first Michigan fan asked, “Why not?” The second Michigan fan replied: “Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me.”

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

Did you hear about the Michigan football player who locked his keys in his car? He went into a panic because he couldn't get his family out.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

A Wolverine football player was nearly killed in a horse riding incident. He'd been trampled by the out of control horse, and was at the brink of losing consciousness when the Walmart manager came to his rescue and unplugged the horse.

Always start your day by remembering that Michigan Still Sucks!


Sunday, October 21, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

Q.  What do you have when you put 12 Michigan cheerleaders together in one room?
A.  One full set of teeth.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

Q.  What do you call a gorgeous woman on the arm of a Michigan Grad?
A.  A tattoo.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

A Michigan Fan was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.
A week later the man come back to the doctor, explaining that they weren't working.

The doctor asks him, "Have you been taking them every day?"
"What do you think I've been doing," asked the man, "shoving them up my ass?"

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Hey, have you heard the latest Michigan joke?" The bartender quickly replies, "No. And I'll have you know I graduated from Michigan." The guy says "That's OK, "I'll talk slow."

Monday, October 15, 2012

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

A young child walks through an Ann Arbor cemetery with his mother and comes across a headstone that reads: “Here lies a good man and Michigan Alumni.” The child says to his mother, “Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?”

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

Q: Why was the cheerleader's belly button sore?
A: Because her boyfriend plays football for Michigan.

Friday, October 12, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

A Michigan grad walks in to a pizza joint and orders a pizza.  The pizza guy asks, "Should I cut it into six pieces or eight?" The Michigan grad answers, "Cut it into six; I couldn't eat eight."

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

You say Michigan is a great university?  I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day

Sign on a toilet seat cover dispenser: "Michigan T-shirts."

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

A little change of pace

Time for a little something different today - here's a stadium shot of the halftime show from the Buckeyes win over Nebraska



Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day


A Ohio State fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Michigan fan he saw walking when he was driving.  He would swerve  as if to hit them, Just narrowly avoiding them at the last second. One day as the Ohio State fan was driving along, he saw a priest walking along the side of the road. He thought he would do a good deed and pulled over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. Vincent's Church, just down the road," the priest replies.  The Buckeyes Fan says "Hop in Father, I'll give you a ride!" The priest climbed into the car, and the Ohio State fan continues driving down the road. Suddenly, he sees a Michigan fan walking along the side of the road. Forgeting about his passenger, he swerved as if to hit him, narrowly missing the Michigan fan at the last second. Even though he was certain he missed him, he still heard a loud "THUMP." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirror, but he didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest. He turned to the priest and says, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit that Michigan fan." "Don't Worry,"the priest tells him, "I got him with the door."

Monday, October 8, 2012

Michigan Sucks - Joke of the Day

www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

How do you get a Michigan cheerleader out of a pool?
Throw in some soap.

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Michigan Sucks - Joke of the Day

www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

A Michigan Fan stepped in a cow pie and started crying.
He thought he was melting.

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Michigan Sucks - Joke of the Day

www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

A young child and his mother are walking through an Ann Arbor cemetery when they came upon a headstone that reads: “Here lies a brilliant man and Michigan graduate.”
The child asks his mother, “Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?”

Friday, October 5, 2012

The Reality of being a Michigan Fan


Michigan Sucks - Joke of the Day

www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

A Michigan Fan walked into a bar with a duck under his arm. The bartender saw them and said, "Hey, what are you doing bringing that pig in here?"
The Michigan Fan answered, "That's not a pig; it's a duck." And the bartender replied, "I was talking to the duck!"

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Michigan Sucks - Joke of the Day

www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

Two Michigan grads are on opposite sides of a river. The first one yells across to the second one "Hey, how do I get to the other side?"
The second one yells back "You ARE on the other side."

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

The only correct place for a Michigan logo






Michigan Sucks - Joke of the Day

www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:


A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Michigan joke?"
The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something.
I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a Michigan alumni.
The guy sitting next to me is 6 ' 2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a Michigan alumni.
The fella next to him is 6 ' 5" tall, weighs 250, and he's a Michigan alumni.
Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"
The first guy says, "NAH, not if I'm gonna have to explain it THREE times."

Monday, October 1, 2012

I don't always talk to Michigan Grads...


Michigan Sucks - Joke of the Day

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a
broom, and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But
I'm a graduate of the University of Michigan," the young man replied
indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager.
"Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Michigan Sucks - Joke of the Day

Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: an Ohio State grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be out done, the Penn State grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!" Seeing this the OSU grad walked over and shouted "This is for the Buckeyes!" and pushed the Wolverine off the side of the mountain.