Thursday, November 29, 2012
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Saturday, November 24, 2012
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Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day - Morning Edition
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you another Michigan Sucks joke:
A Michigan fan walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut down 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model and the Michigan fan, suitably impressed, buys it.
The next day the Michigan fan brings the chain saw back and says,
“This chain saw is defective. It would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAMN DAY!”
The salesman takes the chain saw and starts it up to see what’s wrong.
The Michigan fan says, “What’s that noise?”
A Michigan fan walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut down 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model and the Michigan fan, suitably impressed, buys it.
The next day the Michigan fan brings the chain saw back and says,
“This chain saw is defective. It would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAMN DAY!”
The salesman takes the chain saw and starts it up to see what’s wrong.
The Michigan fan says, “What’s that noise?”
Monday, November 19, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day - Evening Edition
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you another Michigan Sucks joke:
Did you hear about the Michigan terrorist who tried to blow up the Ohio State team bus last year?
He burned his lip on the tailpipe.
Did you hear about the Michigan terrorist who tried to blow up the Ohio State team bus last year?
He burned his lip on the tailpipe.
In case you hit a Wolverine
This was a real billboard on Olentangy River Rd. near the Ohio State University campus:
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day - Noon Edition
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you another Michigan Sucks joke:
On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was riding along the beach in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a Michigan jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a giant great white shark.
As the Pope watched in horror, three men wearing Ohio State jerseys come rushing over in a speedboat. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Wolverine fan from the water. Then using baseball bats, the three heroes in Scarlet and Gray beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between Buckeye and Wolverine fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom." "Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing.... how's the bait holding up?"
On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was riding along the beach in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a Michigan jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a giant great white shark.
As the Pope watched in horror, three men wearing Ohio State jerseys come rushing over in a speedboat. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Wolverine fan from the water. Then using baseball bats, the three heroes in Scarlet and Gray beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between Buckeye and Wolverine fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom." "Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing.... how's the bait holding up?"
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Breaking News:
It has been reported that the Michigan Football Coach Brady Hoke will only
be dressing 20 players for the Ohio State game this Saturday...the
rest of the players will have to dress themselves!
Breaking News:
It has been reported that the Michigan Football Coach Brady Hoke will only
be dressing 20 players for the Ohio State game this Saturday...the
rest of the players will have to dress themselves!
Saturday, November 17, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Wolverine Truth:
It is true that the Wolverines have 11 national titles. It is also true that two of these even occurred after the leather-helmet era.
Wolverine Truth:
It is true that the Wolverines have 11 national titles. It is also true that two of these even occurred after the leather-helmet era.
Friday, November 16, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Q. What's the difference between a litter of puppies and Michigan fans?
A. Puppies eventually grow up and stop whining.
Q. What's the difference between a litter of puppies and Michigan fans?
A. Puppies eventually grow up and stop whining.
Monday, November 12, 2012
Friday, November 9, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Q. What's the only sign of intelligent life in Ann Arbor?
A. Columbus: 187 miles.
Q. What's the only sign of intelligent life in Ann Arbor?
A. Columbus: 187 miles.
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Did you hear about the Michigan fan who won a gold medal at the Olympics?
He liked it so much that he decided to get it bronzed.
Did you hear about the Michigan fan who won a gold medal at the Olympics?
He liked it so much that he decided to get it bronzed.
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
A Michigan Fan walked into a bar and sat down at the bar, where a news report was on TV. On the news a man was on a ledge outside an upper floor of a building threatening to jump. The bartender, who'd seen the news report before said, "I'll bet you $50 he's going to jump." The Michigan Fan took the bet and put down a $50 bill on the bar. Then the man on the ledge jumped to his death. The bartender picked up the $50 bill but then, realizing that he'd taken advantage of a poor, dumb Michigan Fan, his conscience got the better of him and he said, "Look, I'm going to give you back your money. I have to confess that I saw that news report before." "That's O.K.," said the Michigan Fan, "I saw it before too, but I didn't think he was gonna do it again!"
A Michigan Fan walked into a bar and sat down at the bar, where a news report was on TV. On the news a man was on a ledge outside an upper floor of a building threatening to jump. The bartender, who'd seen the news report before said, "I'll bet you $50 he's going to jump." The Michigan Fan took the bet and put down a $50 bill on the bar. Then the man on the ledge jumped to his death. The bartender picked up the $50 bill but then, realizing that he'd taken advantage of a poor, dumb Michigan Fan, his conscience got the better of him and he said, "Look, I'm going to give you back your money. I have to confess that I saw that news report before." "That's O.K.," said the Michigan Fan, "I saw it before too, but I didn't think he was gonna do it again!"
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Q. Why do they throw cow manure on the walls at a Michigan cheerleader's wedding?
A. To keep the flies off the bride.
Q. Why do they throw cow manure on the walls at a Michigan cheerleader's wedding?
A. To keep the flies off the bride.
Monday, November 5, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
It’s been reported that the skeleton found last week on the Michigan campus has been identified:
It was the 1967 hide and seek champion.
It’s been reported that the skeleton found last week on the Michigan campus has been identified:
It was the 1967 hide and seek champion.
Sunday, November 4, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
A Michigan fan walks into a bar with a beagle under his arm. The dog is wearing a Michigan jersey and hat, and little Michigan pom-poms. The bartender says, “Hey, No dogs are allowed in here! You can't stay!” The Michigan fan begs him: “Look, I’m desperate. We’re both big fans, our TV is broken, and this is the only place around here that has the game.” The bartender feels bad, so after being guaranteed that the dog will behave, he allows them to stay in the bar to watch the game. The big game begins with the Michigan receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, “Wow, that is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! What does that dog do if Michigan scores a touchdown?” The owner replies, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for 3 years.”
A Michigan fan walks into a bar with a beagle under his arm. The dog is wearing a Michigan jersey and hat, and little Michigan pom-poms. The bartender says, “Hey, No dogs are allowed in here! You can't stay!” The Michigan fan begs him: “Look, I’m desperate. We’re both big fans, our TV is broken, and this is the only place around here that has the game.” The bartender feels bad, so after being guaranteed that the dog will behave, he allows them to stay in the bar to watch the game. The big game begins with the Michigan receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, “Wow, that is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! What does that dog do if Michigan scores a touchdown?” The owner replies, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for 3 years.”
Saturday, November 3, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Q. Why did Michigan change their field from grass to artificial turf?
A. To keep the Michigan cheerleaders from grazing at half time.
Friday, November 2, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
A Michigan grad, an OSU grad and a Catholic all die in a car crash. The OSU grad goes to Heaven. The Catholic goes to purgatory. The Michigan grad goes back to Ann Arbor. When asked why the Michigan grad gets to go back to Michigan, God said: "The Buckeye grad is coming home, the Catholic is going to purgatory because only he believes in it, and the Michigan grad is getting sent back to Hell."
A Michigan grad, an OSU grad and a Catholic all die in a car crash. The OSU grad goes to Heaven. The Catholic goes to purgatory. The Michigan grad goes back to Ann Arbor. When asked why the Michigan grad gets to go back to Michigan, God said: "The Buckeye grad is coming home, the Catholic is going to purgatory because only he believes in it, and the Michigan grad is getting sent back to Hell."
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Did you hear that a semi-truck full of pigs that flipped over on the Michigan campus? Officials had to check IDs before letting anyone back on board.
Did you hear that a semi-truck full of pigs that flipped over on the Michigan campus? Officials had to check IDs before letting anyone back on board.
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