Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Q. What is a Buckeye?
A. A poisonous nut, that when fed to wolverines makes them choke.
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Q. Did you hear about the Michigan fan with a personalized license plate?
A. His dad made it in prison.
Q. Did you hear about the Michigan fan with a personalized license plate?
A. His dad made it in prison.
Monday, October 29, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
The school was founded in 1817 in Detroit (20 years before Michigan became a state).
The college's first name was "the Catholepistemiad," which was changed to "the University of Michigan" four years later when it was discovered that none of the students could spell "Catholepistemiad."
Saturday, October 27, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the woman answers, "241." "That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the Mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss." Next Albert introduces himself to a man and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the gentleman answers, "144." "That's great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!" Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "43." Albert responds, "How 'bout them Wolverines?"
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the woman answers, "241." "That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the Mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss." Next Albert introduces himself to a man and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the gentleman answers, "144." "That's great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!" Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "43." Albert responds, "How 'bout them Wolverines?"
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Why did the Michigan fan get fired from the M&M plant as a quality control inspector?
He kept throwing out all the W&W's!
Why did the Michigan fan get fired from the M&M plant as a quality control inspector?
He kept throwing out all the W&W's!
Friday, October 26, 2012
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Q. How do you get a Michigan cheerleader into an elevator?
A. Grease her up and toss in a twinkie
Q. How do you get a Michigan cheerleader into an elevator?
A. Grease her up and toss in a twinkie
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Two Michigan fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk. The dog was licking and cleaning itself like dogs do. The first Michigan fan said to the second, “Boy, I wish I could do that.” The second Michigan fan replied, “Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it.” The first Michigan fan asked, “Why not?” The second Michigan fan replied: “Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me.”
Two Michigan fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk. The dog was licking and cleaning itself like dogs do. The first Michigan fan said to the second, “Boy, I wish I could do that.” The second Michigan fan replied, “Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it.” The first Michigan fan asked, “Why not?” The second Michigan fan replied: “Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me.”
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Did you hear about the Michigan football player who locked his keys in his car? He went into a panic because he couldn't get his family out.
Did you hear about the Michigan football player who locked his keys in his car? He went into a panic because he couldn't get his family out.
Monday, October 22, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
A Wolverine football player was nearly killed in a horse riding incident. He'd been trampled by the out of control horse, and was at the brink of losing consciousness when the Walmart manager came to his rescue and unplugged the horse.
A Wolverine football player was nearly killed in a horse riding incident. He'd been trampled by the out of control horse, and was at the brink of losing consciousness when the Walmart manager came to his rescue and unplugged the horse.
Sunday, October 21, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Q. What do you have when you put 12 Michigan cheerleaders together in one room?
A. One full set of teeth.
Q. What do you have when you put 12 Michigan cheerleaders together in one room?
A. One full set of teeth.
Saturday, October 20, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Q. What do you call a gorgeous woman on the arm of a Michigan Grad?
A. A tattoo.
Q. What do you call a gorgeous woman on the arm of a Michigan Grad?
A. A tattoo.
Friday, October 19, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Ann Arbor?
A: They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Ann Arbor?
A: They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
A Michigan Fan was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.
A week later the man come back to the doctor, explaining that they weren't working.
The doctor asks him, "Have you been taking them every day?"
"What do you think I've been doing," asked the man, "shoving them up my ass?"
A Michigan Fan was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.
A week later the man come back to the doctor, explaining that they weren't working.
The doctor asks him, "Have you been taking them every day?"
"What do you think I've been doing," asked the man, "shoving them up my ass?"
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just two, but they each earn 3 college credits.
Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just two, but they each earn 3 college credits.
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Hey, have you heard the latest Michigan joke?" The bartender quickly replies, "No. And I'll have you know I graduated from Michigan." The guy says "That's OK, "I'll talk slow."
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Hey, have you heard the latest Michigan joke?" The bartender quickly replies, "No. And I'll have you know I graduated from Michigan." The guy says "That's OK, "I'll talk slow."
Monday, October 15, 2012
Sucks to be a Michigan fan - Especially when you get arrested by a guy wearing an OSU sweatshirt
I think we've probably all seen this one before but it cracks me up every time.
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
How do you get an Michigan grad off of your front porch? Pay them for the pizza.
How do you get an Michigan grad off of your front porch? Pay them for the pizza.
Sunday, October 14, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
A young child walks through an Ann Arbor cemetery with his mother and comes across a headstone that reads: “Here lies a good man and Michigan Alumni.” The child says to his mother, “Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?”
A young child walks through an Ann Arbor cemetery with his mother and comes across a headstone that reads: “Here lies a good man and Michigan Alumni.” The child says to his mother, “Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?”
Saturday, October 13, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Q: Why was the cheerleader's belly button sore?
A: Because her boyfriend plays football for Michigan.
Q: Why was the cheerleader's belly button sore?
A: Because her boyfriend plays football for Michigan.
Friday, October 12, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
A Michigan grad walks in to a pizza joint and orders a pizza. The pizza guy asks, "Should I cut it into six pieces or eight?" The Michigan grad answers, "Cut it into six; I couldn't eat eight."
A Michigan grad walks in to a pizza joint and orders a pizza. The pizza guy asks, "Should I cut it into six pieces or eight?" The Michigan grad answers, "Cut it into six; I couldn't eat eight."
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
You say Michigan is a great university? I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
You say Michigan is a great university? I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day
Sign on a toilet seat cover dispenser: "Michigan T-shirts."
Sign on a toilet seat cover dispenser: "Michigan T-shirts."
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
A little change of pace
Time for a little something different today - here's a stadium shot of the halftime show from the Buckeyes win over Nebraska
Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day
A Ohio State fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Michigan fan he saw walking when he was driving. He would swerve as if to hit them, Just narrowly avoiding them at the last second. One day as the Ohio State fan was driving along, he saw a priest walking along the side of the road. He thought he would do a good deed and pulled over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. Vincent's Church, just down the road," the priest replies. The Buckeyes Fan says "Hop in Father, I'll give you a ride!" The priest climbed into the car, and the Ohio State fan continues driving down the road. Suddenly, he sees a Michigan fan walking along the side of the road. Forgeting about his passenger, he swerved as if to hit him, narrowly missing the Michigan fan at the last second. Even though he was certain he missed him, he still heard a loud "THUMP." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirror, but he didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest. He turned to the priest and says, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit that Michigan fan." "Don't Worry,"the priest tells him, "I got him with the door."
A Ohio State fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Michigan fan he saw walking when he was driving. He would swerve as if to hit them, Just narrowly avoiding them at the last second. One day as the Ohio State fan was driving along, he saw a priest walking along the side of the road. He thought he would do a good deed and pulled over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. Vincent's Church, just down the road," the priest replies. The Buckeyes Fan says "Hop in Father, I'll give you a ride!" The priest climbed into the car, and the Ohio State fan continues driving down the road. Suddenly, he sees a Michigan fan walking along the side of the road. Forgeting about his passenger, he swerved as if to hit him, narrowly missing the Michigan fan at the last second. Even though he was certain he missed him, he still heard a loud "THUMP." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirror, but he didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest. He turned to the priest and says, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit that Michigan fan." "Don't Worry,"the priest tells him, "I got him with the door."
Monday, October 8, 2012
Michigan Sucks - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
How do you get a Michigan cheerleader out of a pool?
Throw in some soap.
How do you get a Michigan cheerleader out of a pool?
Throw in some soap.
Sunday, October 7, 2012
Michigan Sucks - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
A Michigan Fan stepped in a cow pie and started crying.
He thought he was melting.
A Michigan Fan stepped in a cow pie and started crying.
He thought he was melting.
Saturday, October 6, 2012
Michigan Sucks - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
A young child and his mother are walking through an Ann Arbor cemetery when they came upon a headstone that reads: “Here lies a brilliant man and Michigan graduate.”
The child asks his mother, “Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?”
A young child and his mother are walking through an Ann Arbor cemetery when they came upon a headstone that reads: “Here lies a brilliant man and Michigan graduate.”
The child asks his mother, “Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?”
Friday, October 5, 2012
Michigan Sucks - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
A Michigan Fan walked into a bar with a duck under his arm. The bartender saw them and said, "Hey, what are you doing bringing that pig in here?"
The Michigan Fan answered, "That's not a pig; it's a duck." And the bartender replied, "I was talking to the duck!"
A Michigan Fan walked into a bar with a duck under his arm. The bartender saw them and said, "Hey, what are you doing bringing that pig in here?"
The Michigan Fan answered, "That's not a pig; it's a duck." And the bartender replied, "I was talking to the duck!"
Thursday, October 4, 2012
Michigan Sucks - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
Two Michigan grads are on opposite sides of a river. The first one yells across to the second one "Hey, how do I get to the other side?"
The second one yells back "You ARE on the other side."
Two Michigan grads are on opposite sides of a river. The first one yells across to the second one "Hey, how do I get to the other side?"
The second one yells back "You ARE on the other side."
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Michigan Sucks - Joke of the Day
www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Michigan joke?"
The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something.
I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a Michigan alumni.
The guy sitting next to me is 6 ' 2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a Michigan alumni.
The fella next to him is 6 ' 5" tall, weighs 250, and he's a Michigan alumni.
Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"
The first guy says, "NAH, not if I'm gonna have to explain it THREE times."
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Michigan joke?"
The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something.
I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a Michigan alumni.
The guy sitting next to me is 6 ' 2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a Michigan alumni.
The fella next to him is 6 ' 5" tall, weighs 250, and he's a Michigan alumni.
Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"
The first guy says, "NAH, not if I'm gonna have to explain it THREE times."
Monday, October 1, 2012
Michigan Sucks - Joke of the Day
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a
broom, and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But
I'm a graduate of the University of Michigan," the young man replied
indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager.
"Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a
broom, and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But
I'm a graduate of the University of Michigan," the young man replied
indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager.
"Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."
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