Michigan Sucks! - Joke of the Day

 www.ihatewolverines.com brings you the Michigan Sucks joke of the day:

A Michigan fan walks into a bar with a beagle under his arm. The dog is wearing a Michigan jersey and hat, and little Michigan pom-poms. The bartender says, “Hey, No dogs are allowed in here! You can't stay!” The Michigan fan begs him: “Look, I’m desperate. We’re both big fans, our TV is broken, and this is the only place around here that has the game.”  The bartender feels bad, so after being guaranteed that the dog will behave, he allows them to stay in the bar to watch the game. The big game begins with the Michigan receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, “Wow, that is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! What does that dog do if Michigan scores a touchdown?” The owner replies, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for 3 years.”